Once upon a time there was a princess
Waiting for a boy to give back her shoe
Suck it in, suck it in, be a wife in a blue dress
The prettiest piece of property the land ever knew
She waited and she waited for the guy to show, but she didn’t know, that after midnight
He was busy in her stepsister’s bed
So Cinderelly said,
Plot twist
I don’t need no
Prince to save me
I’m a goddamn
CEO don’t
Call me baby
Equal pay me
Snow White said you tried to kiss her
So I’ll just buy a new glass slipper and
Burn your castle down
And kids, that’s how
Cinderella snapped
When the smoke cleared, every girl in the whole land
Woke the fuck up and started making demands
Rapunzel shaved her head so there was nothin’ to climb on
Jasmine made out with Mulan
Sleeping beauty sued the dude who kissed while she was asleep
Ariel was confident without any feet
Tiana went and got a biomedical degree
And beauty realized that she was the beast
I don’t need no
Prince to save me
I’m a goddamn
CEO don’t
Call me baby
Equal pay me
Snow White said you tried to kiss her
So I’ll just buy a new glass slipper and
Burn your castle down
And kids, that’s how
Cinderella snapped
He said Cindy, sweety
Don’t be so emotional
You’re always so emotional
It’s fine to be controllable
If I’m emotional that’d be the reason
For you to address me while you’re on your knees in the scary event that I get too emotional during your trial so watch how you’re speaking
Cuz while you were sleeping around every weekend and using your power to prey on the weakest, I studied your own legislation all season
And last I checked, cheating is treason
I don’t need no
Prince to save me
I’m a goddamn
CEO don’t
Call me baby
Equal pay me
Snow White said you tried to kiss her
So I’ll just buy a new glass slipper and
Burn your castle down
And kids, that’s how
Cinderella snapped
Cinderella Snapped (Clean)
**The dog in dog damn will be edited out on a case by case basis for radio markets that won’t allow it.
Once upon a time there was a princess
Waiting for a boy to give back her shoe
Suck it in, suck it in, be a wife in a blue dress
The prettiest piece of property the land ever knew
She waited and she waited for the guy to show, but she didn’t know, that after midnight
He was busy in her stepsister’s bed
So Cinderelly said,
Plot twist.
I don’t need no
Prince to save me
I’m a dog damn
CEO don’t
Call me baby
Equal pay me
Snow White said you tried to kiss her
So I’ll just buy a new glass slipper and
Burn your castle down
And kids, that’s how
Cinderella snapped
When the smoke cleared, every girl in the whole land
Woke the ___ up and started making demands
Rapunzel shaved her head so there was nothin’ to climb on
Jasmine made out with Mulan
Sleeping beauty sued the dude who kissed while she was asleep
Ariel was confident without any feet
Tiana went and got a biomedical degree
And beauty realized that she was the beast
I don’t need no
Prince to save me
I’m a dog damn
CEO don’t
Call me baby
Equal pay me
Snow White said you tried to kiss her
So I’ll just buy a new glass slipper and
Burn your castle down
And kids, that’s how
Cinderella snapped
He said Cindy, sweety
Don’t be so emotional
You’re always so emotional
It’s fine to be controllable
If I’m emotional that’d be the reason
For you to address me while you’re on your knees in the scary event that I get too emotional during your trial so watch how you’re speaking
Cuz while you were sleeping around every weekend and using your power to prey on the weakest, I studied your own legislation all season
And last I checked, cheating is treason
I don’t need no
Prince to save me
I’m a dog damn
CEO don’t
Call me baby
Equal pay me
Snow White said you tried to kiss her
So I’ll just buy a new glass slipper and
Burn your castle down
And kids, that’s how
Cinderella snapped