I know that
your powers of retention
Are as wet as a
warthog's backside
But thick as you are pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your
vacant expressions
The lights are not
all on upstairs
But we're talking kings
and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a
chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
And where do we feature
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared
It's great that
we'll soon be connected
With a king
who'll be all time adored
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me
So prepare for the
coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning
Tenacity spanning
Decades of denia
Is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed
Respected saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes my teeth
and ambitions are bared
Be prepared
Yes my teeth
and ambitions are bared
Be prepared