I'm a real man I got a real guitar
I'm a real man don't even know where the boys are
I don't want to frighten you little girl you're so sweet and nice
But I don't want to have to tell you twice
I'm a real man I want to rock like a real man
Don't get no shock from that
Elevator music in your computer program
Baby how'd you like to rock with a real man
Yes I'm a real man baby I'm not lyin'
I'm thirtyone years old now and I still don't mind dyin'
You can put the voodoo on me girl
There's nothing I can't dodge
Check out this Lincoln in my garage
Kids these days I'm talkin' about these young folk
They're about as wild as Pollyanna after she growed up
After a hard day at the Casiotone they just don't want to live
They're about as dangerous as a junior executive
I'm a real man I want to rock like a real man
Don't get no shock from that
Elevator music in your computer program
Baby how'd you like to rock with a real man
Every dollar I earn girl I let it all burn
And if I wind up in jail
Well there's only one of two thousand seven hundred and sixtytwo women that I know
Who would gladly pay my bail
Now you might say I'm just some fool on a boast
But I wasn't gonna hear ya girl from coast to coast
This ain't Dan Rather talkin' this ain't the president's son
But ah I'm still gonna have my fun
Cause' I'm a real man I got to rock like a real man
Don't get no shock from that
Elevator music in your computer program
Baby how'd you like to rock with a real man
Turn off that elevator music in your computer program
Baby how'd you like to rock with a real man
Turn off that elevator music in your computer program
Come on and rock with a real man