My guy is really something he's sensitive and shy
My guy is such a bumpkin it doesn't take much to make him cry
If you hurt someone helpless it's like taking away all his toys
He's just a cry baby boy
My guy is sentimental he's always feeling blue
He can be so temperamental and I don't know what I should do
If you step on a little bug he cries all over the floor
He's just a cry baby bore
I don't want to hurt his feelings
But his outbursts have me really
Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time
If I turn out like him I think I'm gonna cry baby
He's such a cry baby
And I'll tell you something else
My guy is such a wet noodle he's always teary-eyed
He acts like a real cock-a-doodle he can't even tell you why
If you just play him a sappy song he acts like his doggie just died
He's just a cry baby guy
No kidding oh dear
My guy is such a whiner he's worse than baddie so
A cockroach seen in the diner and the tears flow out of the blue
And if I ask him to knock it off he goes and cries in the can
He's just a cry baby man
I don't want to hurt his feelings
But his outbursts have me really
Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time
If I turn out like him I think I'm gonna cry baby
He's such a cry baby
I love a cry baby
La, la, la, la, la, la
He's such a cry baby
La, la, la, la, la, la
Would you knock it off please
Thank you