"(DM) I'm in love with you
(DM) But you're in love with Jim (MW) I am huh-uh
(MW) Jim's in love with Joan
(MW) But Joan is gone on Slim
(DM) Slim just goes for Mae
(DM) And Mae idolizes Fred
(MW) But Fred dreams of the day that he and Kay will wed
(DM) We're on a carousel turning at a busy pace
(MW) Well everyone's in love and no one's getting any place
(DM) What's this I hear about Kay
(MW) Oh Kay's in love with Dan
(MW) But Dan's in love with Sue
(DM) Sue says I'm her man (MW) says I'm her man
(DM) But I've got news for Sue
(DM) I'm in love with you
(DM) I went out with Sue
(DM) So Dan went back to Kay
(MW) Fred became so blue
(MW) That he went back to Mae
(DM) Then Mae got on the phone
(DM) To kind of patch things up with Slim
(MW) Slim went back to Joan
(MW) But she'd gone back to Jim
(DM) Jim figured you and Joan complicated normal life
(MW) I know what you mean
(MW) So he said goodbye and then he went back to his wife
(DM) Then when you could see that you and Jim were through
(DM) You came back to me
(DM) And I've got news for you
(Both) I'm in love with you yes I'm in love with you
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