From the day he was born
He was trouble
He was the thorn
In his mother's side
She tried in vain
But he never caused her nothing but shame
He left home the day she died
From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was rock and roll porn
And a motor bike
Shooting up junk
He was a lowdown cheap little punk
Taking everyone for a ride
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
What a guy
Makes you cry
And I did
Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said Hey listen to me Stay sane inside insanity
But he locked the door and threw away the key
But he must have been drawn
Into something
Making him warn
Me in a note which reads
What's it say
What's it say
I'm out of my head
Oh hurry or I may be dead
They musn't carry out their evil deeds
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
What a guy
Makes you cry
And I did
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
What a guy Whoo ho ho
Makes you cry Hey hey hey
And I did Eddie