Magalina Hagalina Boom Boom

Slim Cessna's Auto Club
Album : Scac 102 An Introduction For Young And Old Europe

This one here it come into my world, I can't tell if it's a boy or a girl
The ugliest thing that's ever been seen, nothing I want or need and all it does is sing
It got seven hairs on the top of it's head, four be alive the other three be dead
gots two feet like a bathroom mats, hear you come from miles away smack boom boom smack
Got two teeth in the middle of it's mouth, one pointing north the other pointing south
Why's that wart on the end of your nose Never heard you speak a word, guess we'll never know
I name this beast Magalina Hagalina
Youre musky and crusty your famously obscena
It don't matter that your voice is true, 'cause the Lord has put a curse upon you
Munly went to his fancy east coast schools he thinks he is so deep
but the deepest thing on him are the divots in his cheeks
you named me Magalina Hagalina true, but the Lord has brought me unto you
Now Munly I will teach you beauties deeper than skin
each and all has got a beauty deep within
good people all come and sing along, help Munly Munly learn the beauty in my song