Whatever happened
to the Teenage Dream
Surprise surprise
the boys are home
My guardian angel's rung
down my telephone
The heat's on mister
can't you hear them scream
Whatever happened to
the Teenage Dream
The curfew comes
at the crack of light
The sad old wino aches
to dissipate the fright
The jet junk jiver speeds
past in his machine
Whatever happened
to the Teenage Dream
A broken god from
a musty world
Sweetly mouthed
touched an onyx girl
His prison bars were
very hard to clean
Whatever happened to
the Teenage Dream Yeah
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Whatever happened to
the Teenage Dream
The Wizard of Oz
and the bronzen thief
Ruled my girl
with teutonic teeth
But all was lost when
her mouth turned green
Whatever happened
to the Teenage Dream
Silver Surfer
and the Ragged Kid
Are all sad and rusted boy
they don't have a gig
Believe me Pope Paul
my toes are clean
Whatever happened
to the Teenage Dream
Black is black
and white is white
Some go to Heaven
and some get it light
Nobody disapproves
but his wicked screams
Whatever happened to
the Teenage Dream -Yeah