(spoken)
Come on over to our valley
Where boys run free!
Run through the lush green meadows
In your shorts
Brother John will be your guide
In a summer of indescribable earthly delight!
We've arrived
Where boys run free
Go for a ride
With the skeleton family
Alive
Sucked blood from our bones
Sunlight burn our flesh
(spoken)
Simply helicopter in!
Our tour buses will pick you up
At the edge of the valley
Hike
Along any of our many alluring trails
Just bring your gear!
We'll provide the rest
For a summer experience every boy should share
Listen up!
Your mayor's arrived
Train's a comin'
With the boys