Winter gettin colder
Summer gettin warmer
Tidal wave comin cross the Mexican border
Why buy a gallon? It’s cheaper by the barrel
Just don’t get busted singin Christmas carols
[Chorus]
That’s us that’s right
Gotta love this American Ride
Both ends of the ozone burnin
Funny how the world keeps turning
Look ma no hands
I love this American Ride
Gotta love this American Ride
Momma gets her rocks off
Watchin Desperate Houswives
Daddy works his ass off
Payin for the good life
Kids on the YouTube learnin how to be cool
Livin in a cruel world pays to be a mean girl
[Chorus]
That’s us that’s right
Gotta love this American Ride
Both ends of the ozone burnin
Funny how the world keeps turning
Look ma no hands
I love this American Ride
Gotta love this American Ride
Poor little Miss America’s town
She gained five pounds and lost her crown
Quick-fix plastic surgical antidote
Got herself a record deal cain’t even sing a note
Platinum gettin bigger
Jesus gettin smaller
Spill a cup of coffee
Make a million dollars
Customs caught a thug with an aerosol can
If the shoe don’t fit the fit’s gonna hit the shan
[Chorus]
That’s us that’s right
Gotta love this American Ride
Oh thin through the ozone burnin
Funny how the world keeps turning
Hot dog hot damn
I love this American Ride
Gotta love this American Ride
Na na nanananana
Na na nanananana
Na na nanananana
Na na nana