I wish I could go back to college
Life was so simple back then
What would I give to go back
and live in a dorm with a meal plan again
I wish I could go back to college
In college you know who you are
You sit in the quad and think
Oh my God
I am totally gonna go far
How do I go back to college
I don't know who I am anymore
I wanna go back to my room
and find a message
in dry erase pen on the door
Ohhh
I wish I could just drop a class
Or get into a play
Or change my major
Or fuck my T A
I need an academic advisor
to point the way
We could be
Sitting in the computer lab
4 A M before the final paper is due
Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner
And seeing the rest of the class there too
I wish I could go back to college
How do I go back to college
AHHHH
I wish I had taken more pictures
But if I were to go back to college
Think what a loser I'd be
I'd walk through the quad
And think Oh my God
These kids are so much younger than me