I thought that i had
everybody on my side
But I went and blew it
all sky high
And now she won't even
spare a passing glance
All just because i
ripped my pants
When big larry came 'round
just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
with a fool who went and
ripped his pants
I no I shouldn't mope around
I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
'Cause windin' up with no one
is a lot less fun
than a burn from the sun
or sand in your buns
Now I learned a lesson
I won't soon forget
So listen and u won't regret
Be true to yourself
don't miss your chance
and u won't end up like
the fool who ripped his pants