I used to be all tap all the time
I really took it over the top
He was dancing
at the dinner table and at school
I just didn't know when to stop
But not every situation
is a suitable occasion
for a fancy demonstration
of my chosen occupation
You need a theater and
an audience to show appreciation
To stand up and cheer and clap
Cause there's a time
and place for tap
Can you tap dance in the bathtub
No
Can you tap dance on the bus
No way
Can you tap dance
while eating Cloud Bread
No
Well yes
But only if you're really
really good like us
Yummy Cloud Bread
Whenever you can
and wherever you are
All across the map
There's a time and a place
A time and a place
A time and a place for taaaaaaaaap