I turned the volume up this morning --
till there was ringing in my ears
i haven't felt this good in years
Another villain on the cover - of every major magazine
the victim somewhere in between
See how they twist and shout
And as i'm searching for the story --
subscription card falls to the floor
i'm losing interest more and more
To pick it up i'm bending over --
out of the corner of my eye
I see a pair of blazing thighs
See how they twist and shout
See how they twist and shout
I straighten up to look her over --
and up my back a shooting pain
it's bound to settle in my brain
Another villain on the cover --
of every major magazine
the victim somewhere in between
See how they twist and shout
See how they twist and shout
...
See how they twist and shout ..........