MONTY GOT A RAW DEAL
Monty this seems strange to me, the movies had that movie thing
But nonsense has a welcome ring and heroes don't come easy
Now nonsense isn't new to me, I know my head I know my feet
But mischief knocked me in the knees so just let go, just let go
I saw the ocean meet the man, I saw you buried in the sand
A friend was there to hold my hand, so walk on by
So I went walking through the stream, I saw you strung up in a tree
A woman knelt there, said to me, said "hold your tongue, hold your tongue"
You don't owe me anything, you don't want this sympathy [waste your breath]
Don't you waste your breath [waste your breath] for the silver screen
That nonsense doesn't mean a thing, they tried to bust you in a sting
But virtue isn't everything so don't waste time
Now here's a rhyme that you can steal, put this on your reel-to-reel
Mischief threw a rotten deal, Monty's laying low, yeah, he is laying low
Just let go, go, just let go
You don't owe me anything, you don't want this sympathy [waste your breath]
Don't you waste your breath [waste your breath] Monty this seems strange to me