"Diablo Menthe, that's peppermint French
It's like troublesome bubblegum
Open your mouth and I'll give you some
You can blow it, pop it, smack it oh ya
Blow it, pop it, smack it oh ya
You've got a good one, short and fat
Dress it up with a bow and a funny little hat
Ooh-ooh-chick-a-boom-boom
I like it like that
But can your doggy-dog, do the pussycat?
Because I'm thinking about letting you underneath my sweater
I don't want your sympathy
I want to get you down on me
You can blow it, pop it, smack it, oh ya
Blow it, pop it, smack it oh ya
I make you shake like maracas,
When I'm doing things such as
Rubbing like when I was young
Pillow fights and chewing gum
Please don't tell my mom
That I'm such a phenomenon
Because I'm unplugged dog heart
Won't you do me a favor
Rave in your fly, I want to taste your flavor
Speed up plucky boy
Where'd you hide my favorite toy
Yeah I'm unplugged dog heart
Come on play me the sailor
Wetting around, give it some flavor and
Blow it, pop it, smack it oh ya
Blow it, pop it, smack it oh ya
"