I can't get no lovin'
I can't get no touch
I can't get no good luck
Truth is I can't get too much
twister took my trailer
flash flood broke my truck
sunshine brought me nothin'
hurricane broght me mre bad luck
looser aaaah X2
tried to call my baby
windstorm downed the line
she ran off with my cousin
this happens to me all the time
One day I went fishin'
with my buddy Mike
He caught a ten foot sturgeon
Poor old me didn't get a bite
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Got no job, got no life
Whoa is me...nothing's right at all
Want to live in a house, not a double wide
Want an inground pool, not a slip-n-slide
Lost my cow in a mud slide
Hail storm killed my goat
Mill closed down I lost my job
Banker cam & took my boat
My wife she joined the circus
Now there's no one by my side
Then a big old twister came along
blew apart my double-wide
I enrolled in grad school
To get me a degree
Got a brand new girlfriend
She was the daughter of the dean
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