When The Computer Engineer Comes

I, Ludicrous
Album : 20 Years In Show Business

He turns up only three hours late
he greets me with what`s the trouble mate
it shouldn`t take long to fix
I`ll have it done by six
It`s a network system isn`t it Yeah
Do you have your system files on disc Yeah
is my van all right parked out there Yeah
can I make a quick call to the office Yeah dial 9
The Computer Engineer`s in a hurry
he`s meeting his girl friend at eight
he cant dilly dally not with the A3 to negotiate
don`t hurry it don`t rush it don`t make a mistake
The Computer Engineer looks puzzled
there`s something not quite right
he needs his format disc which he left at a previous site
that means a another hour is lost
he shrugs his shoulders and says that`s life
When the Computer Engineer comes
Well I aint seen nothing like this before
look at the transistor its completely melted
it could have been caused by the static off your carpet
The girls all like him
he looks like Sting
but I despise him with all my being
oh Sting where is thy death
When the Computer Engineer comes
the Computer Engineer`s getting
impatient he`s been here half a day
he`s getting frustrated and
his van`s been towed away
ham fisted ham fisted
he bends he destroys the valuable computer lid
he fixes one thing and something else goes wrong
oh how much longer must the
Computer Engineer come
finally while the programme is running
he reads the paper out loud
he finds the story of the doctor who reported
his wife for drinking and driving
the Computer Engineer chuckled he liked that one
When the Computer Engineer comes
I can`t fix it tonight mate
I`ll have to come back tomorrow
there`s wires everywhere
I just got a shock off my chair
I wonder what his girlfriend looks like
I bet she wears ankle bracelets