No more maybes
Your baby's got rabies
Sitting on a ball
In the middle of the Andes
Yeah, I'm a freak of nature
Yeah, I'm a freak
If only I could be as cool as you
As cool as you
Body and soul, I'm a freak
Try to be different
Well get a different disease
Seems it's in fashion
To need the coldsore cream
I don't really know
How to put on a 'cool' show
As boring as they come
Just tell me where to go
If only I could be as cool as you
Freak