Moody Richard, he was always hangin’ round
Moody Richard, was the biggest square in town
Moody Richard, he was always on the scene
But his presence never really meant a thing
*He was an innocent bystander
Watchin’ his time go by
Mister innocent bystander
Doesn’t your time fly by
Moody Richard, never had a thing to say
But his silence didn’t matter anyway
And his problem was an easy one to solve
Moody Richard never really got involved
*Repeat
But he’s guilty of one crime
Must her ruin your life and mine
For he’s always standing by
In the corner of your eye
Yes, he’s guilty, guilty
* Repeat (2 times)