The most important thing we've ever learned
The most important thing we've learned
So far as children are concerned
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all
Never Ever Let Them
Never Ever Let Them
Ooh Ooh
Never Ever Let Them
It rots the senses in the head
It kills Imagination dead
It clogs and clutters up the mind
It makes a child so dull and blind
So Dull So Dull
He can no Longer understand
A fairytale and a fairyland
A Fairyland a Fairyland
His brain becomes as soft as cheese
His powers of thinking rust and freeze
He cannot think he only sees
He only Sees
He only Sees
Regarding little Mike Teavee
We very much regret that we
Shall simply have to wait and see
If we can get him back his height
But if we can't it serves him right