Sabre Tooth Spider

I’m here to tell you that I like you a lot
You look right through me I still like you a lot
Said haven’t I been on the World Wide Web?
Haven’t I been on the applications?
I didn’t seem to get the invitation…
Small talk, four walls
I’m hanging around like a saber tooth spider
I guess I wasn’t really wanted at all
Still hanging around like a saber tooth spider
I wanna be your sugar daddy but you call me daddy of the long legs variety
Haven’t I been in the doldrums?
You must lose a fly to catch a trout they say
I haven’t had a lotta luck these days…
Small talk, four walls
I’m hanging around like a saber tooth spider
I guess I wasn’t really wanted at all
Still hanging around like a saber tooth spider
Where was I?
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth forsooth
We’d sure be kissing if I wasn’t aloof
Haven’t I some notoriety?
Haven’t I been the bane of sobriety?
We should get together and do dry January…
Small talk, four walls
I’m hanging around like a saber tooth spider
I guess I wasn’t really wanted at all
Still hanging around like a saber tooth saber tooth spider
I’m hanging around like a saber tooth spider
Still hanging around like a saber tooth spider