The Mad Mad Moonlight (2014 - Remaster)

Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel
Album : The Best Years Of Our Lives (Definitive Edition)

It was just like a dream, yeah, a surreal scene, like a blue orange
I thought my senses had gone, like I was writing a song about a foot long
Syringe
And she said, hello, dear, it's my party
So I hope you'll be smart, hee hee
And I said,i don't know, but I think I'll go fix me a stiff drink
Well, I sat there and stared, because at first I was scared of this female
Tarzan
And while she talked with the apes about champagne and grapes, I approached her
Garden
And she said,now, now, don't try to leave me
It's unfair to deceive me
I could kill if you try to escape me, come upstairs my friend
Now I knew, I knew, I couldn't be that mean
So I tried, yeah I really tried to leave her but she was a
Big, big, big, big girl, big girl
Hurled out the door, it was becoming more of a test of honour
Would I go, would I stay, could I do it all day and be a certain gonnor
And she said,now you're so young and tender
And don't be concerned with my gender
It was hard but I managed to send her away up to those fluffy white clouds
It was hard on the brain but I would do it again for the satisfaction
She weighed 203 but that was ok by me, there was lots of action
And she said,shall we dance in the moonlight
It would be so nice on a june night
But I said,if it's ok by you, I'll just sit here a take me a rest